YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin
• I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am
George Carlin.
• I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it
Democratic or Republican!
• I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
• I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it
makes you a smart American.
• I think being a minority does not make you noble or
victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
• I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in
English.
• I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her
God when and where they want to.
• My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
• I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
• I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
watching or arguing about it.
• I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't
burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and
neither have you! So, shut up already.
• I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go
back to where you came from and change your own
country! This is AMERICA .
• I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his
money, and why he is always part of the problem and not
the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
• I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry
rear if you're running from them.
• I also think they have the right to pull you over if
you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
• And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my
driver’s license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that
"God" is written on my money.
• I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
works, I don't want you deciding who should be running
the most powerful nation in the world for the next four
years.
• I dislike those people standing in the intersections
trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making
"donations" to their cause.
• I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
it takes two parents.
• And what is going on with gas prices... again?
• I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers
think.
• I believe the American flag should be the only one
allowed in AMERICA !
• If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American.
• If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to
everyone you know.
• We want our country back!
Chain E-mail Letter that's been Going Around for Years, supposedly by George
Carlin I will go on the record saying, "This is BULLSHIT!"
I think it makes you an IGNORANT AMERICAN, and whom are
we to get our country back from? I wasn't aware we had lost it. Oh,
you mean to them foreigners that sneak across the borders and speak
a funny language and stuff? Pretty scary! Damn near as bad as
then Injuns we took The West away from. Hard to sleep at night
knowing those Mexicans might be here illegally! Heaven forbid
someone might be in AMERICA speaking a language other than
English and having the audacity to think AMERICA may have room
for improvement!
"I beleive illegal is illegal, no matter what those lawyers think."
This may be one of the most ignorant statements I've ever read, and
deserves no discussion, but I discuss it anyhow.
Most of this really is too silly to comment on, but it bothers me so
much that people send this around as if it had real meaning and
was somehow "right on". It is mean spirited and stupid. How can
people think this is Patriotism? Do you really think it's OK for a
cop to shoot you just cause you run away from them? Do you really
think laws should not be questioned, just blindly obeyed? Is that the
spirit of America? I thought America was built on the premise that
govenment was forged by the will of the people, and molded by
constant input whether for or against the current laws and policies.
Do you see America as a society blindly adhering to whatever
bullshit the current administration decides to impose on it?
Zeig Heil! Hate your neighbors, fear everyone! Strike them before
they can strike you! Dissent will not be tolerated! If yer not a
"Patriot", get the hell out!
Guns don't kill people, but morons with guns do!
Morons in The White House kill LOTS of people and drive thriving
countries (like ours) into the dirt. It's time to realize what a small
planet we all inhabit.
If you don't forward this to everyone on your mailing list you will be audited by the I.R.S.
t s d a l y
CHAIN E-MAIL LETTERS ARE: BULLSHIT!
Thank Gonz, I can get a Big Mac here in Costa Rica! Since I barely speak any
Spanish, PRAISE GONZ, the menu is arranged by numbers. I can order a
"Numero Uno" and get a Big Mac meal just like in AMERICA! How come these
Costa Ricans don't speak English, at McDonalds even?? It's just wrong!
This comment shows how rooted to reality he is,
and therefore is to be believed on all topics.
I have no idea what this is all about.
..so..what if I came from Maryland? Does that count? Immigrants from
other countries can't advocate change? America is just perfect as it is,
now and forever? Am I getting this right? I think I need a drink.
Yes Jesse Jackson has been one of the biggest problems America has had to
deal with (sarcasm). Who gives a shit about Jesse Jackson?
Seriously........................"AMEN"?..How about a big FUCK YOU!..will that do?
WOW! Don't go out on a limb here! But wait! I think he's implying
something..but what..exactly? it's too fuzzy for me to figure out. But if you're
on a roll you gotta go with it.
If you're too stupid not to know that some voting machines are fucked up, you
should just keep your mouth shut...AND being the "most powerful nation" it's
sort of important to get the votes counted correctly, doncha think?
I bet he rolls his electric windows up when ever he sees a street vendor.
Well, what if the parents died in a train crash? No relatives...what then? Does
that also mean schools are bad? Once again, I feel impelled to ask, "What the
fuck are you talking about?"
sorry, I never forward bullshit letters
like this. DELETE
YEAH! where did it go? Oh right, The
Neo-Conservatives stole it for awhile, we will get
it back! Worry not, Georgie (dubya) Bush.
Common sense, sooner or later, will prevail.
I am your worst nightmare. I am an idiotic, patriotic chain letter by
George Carlin! (supposedly)
Wait! I know this one. They're going up.? Did i get it right?
see reply below
He left out Will Rogers, apple pie, Betsy Ross, etc, but after all, this is his only
attempt at humor in the whole piece, so he should be forgiven a few lapses.. (this
also is partly why I don't think George Carlin wrote this piece of shit, no humor).
This shows how broad-minded he really is...but..what's the catch? Oh like
in public grade schools before class. A Christian prayer? Everyone must
participate!
just a side note: If I have MY way, "GONZ" will be written on all the money soon.
Unfortunately, it has been shown; nine out of ten police shootings the victims
do not get shot in the rear, but more likely through a vital organ, causing
death or serious injury Is running an offense punishible by death?
You think it is good having your picture on your drivers license? Well, so does
anyone using it to identify you. That's why it's called "identifamication".
Is this suppose to be profound? Has anyone ever implied owning a gun
made a person a killer? What, exactly is his point? No one is saying
Americans can't own guns..so what the fuck is he talking about?
Huh? No state flags?..how about at the United
Nations..is it OK there for other flags?
Does this make sense to anyone out there? REALLY?
12-28-2007, After reviewing this page, I can't help but wonder why I spent so much time on it.
7-10-2008 I realize why I spent so much time on this. It's important! It addresses gullibility, ignorance, and manipulation of public
sentiment; a thing which has already been manipulated to a point bereft of reason and self-determination to an alarming extent..
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I believe most of these comments are not worthy of my time since Time=Money.
I'd like to get in touch with the asshole that wrote this.
Adopted Irish Mormon Ex-Pat Atheist Veterans aren't entitled to anything? shit
George Carlin
was funny, and..
No Redneck!
He couldn't
have written
this BULLSHIT
The fact that
people read it and
forward it scares
me...more than a
little...I gotta admit.
How do feel about about everyone else? Who cares?
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