(Anyone know anyone
that's died from it?)
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive
and unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy, quoted from Marty Klein, "The Sex Lies of the Religious Right," Playboy (January,1996), also, Critical Thinker (March, 1998)
WORLD of BULLSHIT
The Mercedes is paid for.
So's the house.
RELIGION
SECONDHAND SMOKE KILLS!
"NEVER
Bullshit a
Bullshitter!"
If this practise was actively adhered to, it would, I figure, eliminate
BULLSHIT entirely. But it wouldn't happen over-night.
"If you forward this page to everyone on your mailing
list you will receive a check for as much as $2500!"
(except in countries in the Northern and Southern hemispheres)
The Catholic Church
I am convinced that some political
and social activities and practices of
the Catholic organizations are
detrimental and even dangerous for
the community as a whole, here and
everywhere. I mention here only the
fight against birth control at a time
when overpopulation in various
countries has become a serious
threat to the health of people and a
grave obstacle to any attempt to
organize peace on this planet.
-- Albert Einstein, letter, 1954
The minority, the ruling
class at present, has the
schools and press, usually
the Church as well, under
its thumb. This enables it
to organize and sway the
emotions of the masses,
and make its tool of them.
-- Albert Einstein, letter to
Sigmund Freud (30 July
1932) ††
In search of the mythical, ancient bullshit source, le Fontaine de Odeous Pieu et Merde de Taureau.
Penn and Teller covered the subject nicely with their Showtime program by
the name of, BULLSHIT. Unfortunately their website doesn't allow viewing to
people from outside the United States. Now THAT is some BULLSHIT!
It's too late To fall in love with Sharon Tate But it's too soon To ask me for the words I want carved on my tomb
I think it's time that you all start To think about gettin' by But I have that need to go out and find somebody to love
It's too late There's no one left that I even wanna imitate You see, you just don't know I'm here to give you my heart And you want some fashion show
But it ain't no contribution To rely on an institution To validate your chosen art And to sanction your boredom And let you play out your part
It's too late You know when they got nothin' to give They only part their legs for what's negative They're so decadent . . . Until their daddy's money from home's all spent
So I think it's time, because it's too easy To rely on worshipping devils and strangers in bed, Though they do get good drugs, and they do give good head
It's too late You shoulda realized I was worth the wait Ah, but you didn't hesitate When he took you off, you let him seal our fate
So I think it's time that you all start To think about gettin' by Without that need to go out and find Somebody to love
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Some of you say
religion makes people
happy.
So does laughing gas.
So does whiskey.
-- Clarence Darrow, "Why I Am An
Agnostic" ††
Regarding the new "patriots" :
BULLSHIT I LIKE
"Who are these Swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? ..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and viscious in the American character.... I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
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Jim Carroll, It's Too Late
From Catholic Boy
Seems that I have a little space left over down
here.
Is your church a flexible
religious/spiritual/social organization that
fulfills you and your family's needs? Few
churches offer the sort of package I can fit
you into at The Church of Gonz! No other
church offers GUARANTEED
Happiness in the Hereafter! We tailor
an entire worship program to fit your needs!
YOU CAN DO NO WRONG AT .. Church of Gonz!
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,
and your government when it deserves it.”
Mark Twain
Mark Twain, by Ralph Steadman
The son of God is the same as
the son of man; the son of man
Christ, the son; Christ, the son,
is the same as the son of God.
Is same as God, the father. This
language may appear confused
to unbelievers, but Christians
will readily understand it.
-- Voltaire, quoted from John E.
Remsberg, The Christ
"The Iraquis aren't happy because they are occupied
(heh); I wouldn't be happy if I was occupied either!"
President George W. Bush
Welcome to my..
It's unfortunate that our lives are influenced by so much bullshit, but what is there to replace it? One person's truism is
another's blasphemy. Bullshit can be entertaining, let's face it. People like bullshit; it's a proven fact, so let's just peruse
some popular examples that have influenced all our lives.
this 'll clear it all up fer ya
(wikopedia)
Expressing strong disagreement:
"Yeah. Uh-huh. Bullshit."
Expressing strong disbelief:
"What the-- That's Bullshit!"
Expressing anger or
disappointment:
Expressing skepticity:
"That's bullshit."
Expressing surprise:
"Are you bullshitting me?"
Expressing disgust:
"You are so full of bullshit."
"BULLSHIT", the word
Are YOU a water snob? Think bottled
water is better than tap? Do you pay $3
-$5 for a bottle of water? You're stupid!
This one is REALLY stupid!
gonzphoto@yahoo.com
"HEY! It's just business!"
There's no happy ending to cocaine.
You either die, you go to jail, or else
you run out.
-Sam Kinison
Which country is the only country
to have used atomic weapons
against another country?
e-mail
Jim Walker explores it's dark passages.
You too can make up bullshit like this:
"repurpose cross-media convergence"
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid".
John Wayne
France, Canada et all have managed to provide FREE medical for
all their people. HOW? Simple, they cut insurance companies out of
the equation, but the elected officials in the U.S.are all on the
insurance payroll, and therein lies the problem. Americans have
been convinced they must have insurance for every possible
disaster, and minor inconvenience, however, unless a person works
for a large corporation or government agency, they probably can't
afford health insurance. If people trust the government with their
social security, why not their medical security? People need a
safety net. Is America a society or just a loosely knit group of
money-grubbing greedy pricks? We shall see.
read this>
Fox News Slogans: "Fair and
Balanced", and "We Report, You Decide"
Great Slogans! They inspired me to make one of my own. I'm certainly as biased as they
are, but this site isn't being marketed as "NEWS", and there is no pretense here of being
"Fair and Balanced".
Barack Obama
tsdaly at Stonehenge
Opinion by tsdaly
I sling it. You sort it out. tm copywrite pending gonzphoto.com
(How many times have you heard THAT one?)
Does anyone remember any Congresswomen speaking out against invading Iraq,
Afghanistan or, well, any country we've invaded? Was Condaleeza Rice the voice of
peace in THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, she was after all SECRETARY OF STATE, yet
did nothing more than rubber stamp the Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld programs for Total
World Domination. Colin Powell was the only voice of dissent, and he got the axe.
<<<CLICK
For the sake of "transparency", I own McDonalds
stock..and it's doing quite well, thank you,
see full movie here....above...click...
right....
Have a little faith. You know
what the Republicans did
"Last Summer". Don't let em
do it again. Hey..If you really
consider the alternatives..vote
for a bunch of Democrats and
let them do their thing for
about four years. What's the
worst that can happen?
Pellet gun assassinations
Seems my latest rant got screwed up buy my beloved
publisher, YAHOO!
I'll think of something to say here soon that may piss
off someone adverse to leftist commie rhetoric and
shit. Meanwhile, I'm chillin'. Maybe some of you
rightist wingnuts should try to do the same.
New section..INCREDIBLE BULLSHIT from FACEBOOK conversations!
My first entry is this, from a discussion where a violently anti-liberal minded person attempts to avoid answering a couple of direct questions from a liberal-minded person.
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also, I cannot afford to disclude John Nash. Originally, Adam Smith stated (in Governing Dynamics - The Wealth of Nations) that the best possible solution...is for every man to do what is best for himself. Nash...in his years at Princeton altered it, expanded it, and evolved it by stating that Smith was wrong. Nash stated that the best possible solution is for every man to do what is best for himself, and the entire "group." This is called Nash Equilibrium Theory. The theory...has been widely used in just about ever genre of study there has ever been - especially economics. Looking at these candidates, which one (without the mark of bias) do you think is engaging The Nash Equilibrium Theory? Think...before responding.
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still thinking?..you must be stupid!..or
worse..a LIBERAL! HAH!