(Know anyone that's died from it?)
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive
and unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy, quoted from Marty Klein, "The Sex Lies of the Religious Right," Playboy (January,1996), also, Critical Thinker (March, 1998)
and unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy, quoted from Marty Klein, "The Sex Lies of the Religious Right," Playboy (January,1996), also, Critical Thinker (March, 1998)
If
BULLSHIT
had a face..
BULLSHIT
had a face..
WORLD of BULLSHIT
"I Never Met a Man I Didn't Like" Will Rogers
"The Truth Shall Set You Free"
(in your dreams)
(in your dreams)
The Mercedes is
paid for! God Dammit
paid for! God Dammit
"Read my lips! No new taxes!"
RELIGION
SECONDHAND SMOKE KILLS!
"If you don't have insurance, they'll
sue you and take everything you own."
sue you and take everything you own."
Do YOU know anyone that was sued for everything they owned in any situations other than divorces? Think hard. Why isn't
there a policy for the working man's divorce settlement? Simple, they would lose their asses paying it off. They makes gazzilions on
covering everyone's insecurities and fuel the fears of everyday life by offering, then making mandatory, a way to "insure" you a safety
net for any possible disaster, no matter how unlikely the occurrence. Have you ever added up the amount of money you've spent on
insurance in your life and subtracted the amount you've collected? (insurance scammers need not participate)
Every word uttered by George W. Bush that starts with a consonant,
and often a vowel, is bullshit.
and often a vowel, is bullshit.
Never Bullshit a Bullshitter!
If this practise was actively adhered to, considering
the number of bullshitters in the world today, it
would, effectively, eliminate bullshit entirely. tsdaly
the number of bullshitters in the world today, it
would, effectively, eliminate bullshit entirely. tsdaly
"If you forward this page to everyone on your mailing
list you will receive a check for as much as $2500!"
(except in countries in the Northern and Southern hemispheres)
list you will receive a check for as much as $2500!"
(except in countries in the Northern and Southern hemispheres)
The Catholic Church
I am convinced that some political
and social activities and practices of
the Catholic organizations are
detrimental and even dangerous for
the community as a whole, here and
everywhere. I mention here only the
fight against birth control at a time
when overpopulation in various
countries has become a serious
threat to the health of people and a
grave obstacle to any attempt to
organize peace on this planet.
-- Albert Einstein, letter, 1954
and social activities and practices of
the Catholic organizations are
detrimental and even dangerous for
the community as a whole, here and
everywhere. I mention here only the
fight against birth control at a time
when overpopulation in various
countries has become a serious
threat to the health of people and a
grave obstacle to any attempt to
organize peace on this planet.
-- Albert Einstein, letter, 1954
The minority, the ruling
class at present, has the
schools and press, usually
the Church as well, under
its thumb. This enables it
to organize and sway the
emotions of the masses,
and make its tool of them.
-- Albert Einstein, letter to
Sigmund Freud (30 July
1932) ††
class at present, has the
schools and press, usually
the Church as well, under
its thumb. This enables it
to organize and sway the
emotions of the masses,
and make its tool of them.
-- Albert Einstein, letter to
Sigmund Freud (30 July
1932) ††
In search of the mythical, ancient bullshit source, le Fontaine de Odeous Pieu et Merde de Taureau.
Penn and Teller covered the subject nicely with their Showtime program by
the name of, BULLSHIT. Unfortunately their website doesn't allow viewing to
people from outside the United States. Now THAT is some BULLSHIT!
the name of, BULLSHIT. Unfortunately their website doesn't allow viewing to
people from outside the United States. Now THAT is some BULLSHIT!
| It's too late To fall in love with Sharon Tate But it's too soon To ask me for the words I want carved on my tomb I think it's time that you all start To think about gettin' by But I have that need to go out and find somebody to love It's too late There's no one left that I even wanna imitate You see, you just don't know I'm here to give you my heart And you want some fashion show But it ain't no contribution To rely on an institution To validate your chosen art And to sanction your boredom And let you play out your part It's too late You know when they got nothin' to give They only part their legs for what's negative They're so decadent . . . Until their daddy's money from home's all spent So I think it's time, because it's too easy To rely on worshipping devils and strangers in bed, Though they do get good drugs, and they do give good head It's too late You shoulda realized I was worth the wait Ah, but you didn't hesitate When he took you off, you let him seal our fate So I think it's time that you all start To think about gettin' by Without that need to go out and find Somebody to love |
Some of you say
religion makes people
happy.
So does laughing
gas. So does whiskey.
-- Clarence Darrow, "Why I Am An
Agnostic" ††
religion makes people
happy.
So does laughing
gas. So does whiskey.
-- Clarence Darrow, "Why I Am An
Agnostic" ††
Regarding the new "patriots" :
(Bullshit I like)
| "Who are these Swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? ..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and viscious in the American character.... I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck Them." |
Jim Carroll, It's Too Late
From Catholic Boy
Why vote? It doesn't matter!
Seems that I have a little space left over down
here.
Is your church a flexible
religious/spiritual/social organization that
fulfills you and your family's needs? Few
churches offer the sort of package I can fit
you into at The Church of Gonz! No other
church offers GUARANTEED
Happiness in the Hereafter! We tailor
an entire worship program to fit your needs!
YOU CAN DO NO WRONG AT .. Church of Gonz!
here.
Is your church a flexible
religious/spiritual/social organization that
fulfills you and your family's needs? Few
churches offer the sort of package I can fit
you into at The Church of Gonz! No other
church offers GUARANTEED
Happiness in the Hereafter! We tailor
an entire worship program to fit your needs!
YOU CAN DO NO WRONG AT .. Church of Gonz!
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,
and your government when it deserves it.”
and your government when it deserves it.”
Mark Twain
Mark Twain, by Ralph Steadman
Allow the President to invade a neighboring nation whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an
invasion and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such
purpose, and you allow him to make war at pleasure....
If today he should choose to say he thinks it necessary to invade Canada to prevent the British from
invading us, how could you stop him? You may say to him, "I see no probability of the British invading
us," but he will say to you, "Be silent; I see it, if you don't."
-- Abraham Lincoln, in an 1848 letter to his law partner, William Herndon, criticizing Polk's decision to invade Mexico for the
purpose of preventing future war (and, in essence, pointing out some of the flaws in what is now called the "Bush Doctrine of
Preventative War"), quoted from a letter published in the Post Crescent by Jack Bradford, quoted from a December 26, 2003,
letter to Cliff Walker by Robert Nordlander ††
invasion and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such
purpose, and you allow him to make war at pleasure....
If today he should choose to say he thinks it necessary to invade Canada to prevent the British from
invading us, how could you stop him? You may say to him, "I see no probability of the British invading
us," but he will say to you, "Be silent; I see it, if you don't."
-- Abraham Lincoln, in an 1848 letter to his law partner, William Herndon, criticizing Polk's decision to invade Mexico for the
purpose of preventing future war (and, in essence, pointing out some of the flaws in what is now called the "Bush Doctrine of
Preventative War"), quoted from a letter published in the Post Crescent by Jack Bradford, quoted from a December 26, 2003,
letter to Cliff Walker by Robert Nordlander ††
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The son of God is the same as
the son of man; the son of
man is the same as the son of
God. God, the father, is the
same as Christ, the son;
Christ, the son, is the same
as God, the father. This
language may appear
confused to unbelievers, but
Christians will readily
understand it.
-- Voltaire, quoted from John E.
Remsberg, The Christ
the son of man; the son of
man is the same as the son of
God. God, the father, is the
same as Christ, the son;
Christ, the son, is the same
as God, the father. This
language may appear
confused to unbelievers, but
Christians will readily
understand it.
-- Voltaire, quoted from John E.
Remsberg, The Christ
"The Iraquis aren't happy because they are occupied
(heh); I wouldn't be happy if I was occupied either!"
President George W. Bush
(heh); I wouldn't be happy if I was occupied either!"
President George W. Bush
Welcome to my..
tsdaly
It's unfortunate that our lives are influenced by so much bullshit, but what is there to replace it? One person's
truism is another's blasphemy. Bullshit can be entertaining, let's face it, the Bible is the best selling book in
existence. People like bullshit; it's a proven fact, so let's just peruse some popular examples that have
influenced our lives.
truism is another's blasphemy. Bullshit can be entertaining, let's face it, the Bible is the best selling book in
existence. People like bullshit; it's a proven fact, so let's just peruse some popular examples that have
influenced our lives.
this 'll clear it all up fer ya
Read all about it!
Examples of Common Use
(wikopedia)
Expressing strong disagreement:
"Yeah. Uh-huh. Bullshit."
Expressing strong disbelief:
"What the-- That's Bullshit!"
Expressing anger or
disappointment:
"This is some serious bullshit."
Expressing skepticity:
"That's bullshit."
Expressing surprise:
"Are you bullshitting me?"
Expressing disgust:
"You are so full of bullshit."
(wikopedia)
Expressing strong disagreement:
"Yeah. Uh-huh. Bullshit."
Expressing strong disbelief:
"What the-- That's Bullshit!"
Expressing anger or
disappointment:
"This is some serious bullshit."
Expressing skepticity:
"That's bullshit."
Expressing surprise:
"Are you bullshitting me?"
Expressing disgust:
"You are so full of bullshit."
"BULLSHIT", the word
Are YOU a water snob? Think bottled
water is better than tap? Do you pay $3
-$5 for a bottle of water? You're stupid!
water is better than tap? Do you pay $3
-$5 for a bottle of water? You're stupid!
This one is REALLY stupid!
gonzphoto@yahoo.com
Can you sort through it all? Give it a go.
"If Women Ran the World, there would be no Wars!"
I just have to wonder what they've been doing throughout history to
allow such barbaric behavior perpetrated by men..the brutish louts.
I just have to wonder what they've been doing throughout history to
allow such barbaric behavior perpetrated by men..the brutish louts.
"HEY! It's just business!"
There's no happy ending to cocaine.
You either die, you go to jail, or else
you run out.
-Sam Kinison
You either die, you go to jail, or else
you run out.
-Sam Kinison
Which country is the only
country to have used atomic
wepons against another country?
country to have used atomic
wepons against another country?
Spot Quiz:
What fucking planet did he live on?
I got a great deal for you on this bridge...
e-mail
BULLSHIT!
The success of the country, and possibly the hopes one
may have of a world resembling a semi-happy place
depends on electing a United States President with the
energy, insight, and willingness to attack and defeat the
nearly insurmountable pile of problems heaped apon The
World and The Country by The Bush Administration.
OK, it's no secret: things are a mess; is it fixable? Gonz
only knows.
How could no one foresee a need for small fuel eficient
cars and a government that promoted fuel economy,
alternate energy solutions and less dependance on Middle
Eastern Oil? How could people, in general, continue
piggin out at the pump with their SUV's without a clue of
the consequences to come? I dunno, but gee..what will it
take before it occurs to everyone that if they don't look a
little into the future and realize that what they do as
individuals, acting with a herd mentality, can have
devastating effects on resources, and ultimately decimate
the precious qualities we admire and depend on for life
and joy on our little planet?
may have of a world resembling a semi-happy place
depends on electing a United States President with the
energy, insight, and willingness to attack and defeat the
nearly insurmountable pile of problems heaped apon The
World and The Country by The Bush Administration.
OK, it's no secret: things are a mess; is it fixable? Gonz
only knows.
How could no one foresee a need for small fuel eficient
cars and a government that promoted fuel economy,
alternate energy solutions and less dependance on Middle
Eastern Oil? How could people, in general, continue
piggin out at the pump with their SUV's without a clue of
the consequences to come? I dunno, but gee..what will it
take before it occurs to everyone that if they don't look a
little into the future and realize that what they do as
individuals, acting with a herd mentality, can have
devastating effects on resources, and ultimately decimate
the precious qualities we admire and depend on for life
and joy on our little planet?
Jim Walker explores it's dark passages.
11-19-2008 The above is all well and good, but now after
the election is over, and the new hope of the world rests
heavily on one man, I quake at the thought of him being
hen-pecked by his wife, mother in law and Hilary..all at the
same time. It is a concern..to me any how. Hope he's man
enough. Is he rough enough? Is he..tuff enuf?
the election is over, and the new hope of the world rests
heavily on one man, I quake at the thought of him being
hen-pecked by his wife, mother in law and Hilary..all at the
same time. It is a concern..to me any how. Hope he's man
enough. Is he rough enough? Is he..tuff enuf?
You too can make up bullshit like this:
"repurpose cross-media convergence"
"repurpose cross-media convergence"
Does anyone still think women are not in power(ed)?