The Church of Gonz
Gonz found the Golden Guidelines scratched into The Golden Coffee Table(tm), which he found high in the hills. He
is still deciphering it's vast, mind-boggling contents and will be up-dating The Guidelines as semi-intelligible content becomes inscrutable.
GONZONIAN DOCTRINE, ADAGE THREE, Section 12.
Why keep someone around, if they
can't laugh at your jokes?
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