| 12/16/2010 E-mail To David L. Brown / Jungle Journal Entry Dearest David, After reading a local newsletter I've found myself talking as if love and peace and fullness of living have enveloped me with a warmth only health-filled surroundings nourished with nutritional, natural ingredients can provide. If interested, please send your blessed checks, cash and money orders to Church of Gonz..yadayadayada.. I feel as if I've dropped onto another planet where colonist are developing a health-filled/fuitcake world for goofball zombies. Read this one: From: sheya wind <tomflieswithturkeys@gmail.com>(sorry, I made that up, the e-address, the rest is copied and pasted. That address is from my given Indian Name. Maidu Indians. Great Drunken Bear gave it to me one night next to a campfire while he contemplated killing me.) Subject: sharing and connecting "greetings community! my partner and i are here for 3 months, looking into moving here and finding our land for an ecotopian arts based village.. ( happy to share in more depth about this with those interested) we have lots of gifts and skills to share .. i am a visionary artist and body worker and excellent home care person,, he is an awesome yoga and qigong teacher, human design reader and certified rolfer.we are mature responsible and clean folk ,nonsmokers/ partyers good with animals and plants and people.. and are putting out the call for a) housesitting opportunities b) leads to our dream land and farm c) potential other core team people who are also intending lifehonoring community building. d) people seeking rolfing or human design readings..( we offer good deals on this life changing work) thanks and blessings! sheya and owl" Sheya and Owl? Now's yer chance to be a "core team people" for an ecotopian village! Act NOW!..or.. manana. Dave, what's a "human design reading"? I'm so stupid. Please help. It's life-changing work! Surely you've heard of it. I wonder if it would go well with my feng shui? No..better put it over there..somewhere...no..there..maybe..there...no..OK..no..no..no. Has America decided to send us it's psychic nutjobs? They are organizing and proliferating. A treaty must be drawn up and let the negotiations begin! I'll bring my .306 with a scope and pick off the peaceloveniks one by one from a safe distance. Here..read for yourself..I just forwarded the newsletter to you..titled Fw: Holiday Tamales ... Accountant? ... Christmas Theatre ... Happy Feet Production ... Essential Oils/Bath Salts ... Sprouts & More ... Meteor Shower ... Furniture? ... I find it compelling reading, but scary. The woman who does that particular newsletter is the person who hooked me up with my lawyer, so I guess she's not ALL bad (love you ____!) name withheld by request. She also does a booth at an outdoor market thingy in San Isidro. She put my cabin ad in that newsletter, but no bites. I guess I didn't use Ecotopian Speak, so no one could grok my sense of awareness. No news there. Hope your day goes blessedly, and may the oils of love drizzle across your festivities with nurturingness and peaceful eco-babble. Sprouts? anyone? t..out NEWS FLASH!! 5-30-2011, that "lawyer" turned out to be a liar and rip-off. Ecotopia, my ass... |